Worst Joke Ever 2024

[Zyxel]

[Zyxel]

[Zyxel]

[jvs]

9 minutes ago, Zyxel said:

Obviously an experienced person,he has got the sequence right.

You never know with fastfood.

[BangkokHank]

Whenever my wife is on a diet, she cheats. She hides chocolate around the house, then she shags other men.

[roo860]

[roo860]

[ravip]

[ravip]

 

 

[overherebc]

[still kicking]

[still kicking]

[overherebc]

[DezLez]

15 minutes ago, still kicking said:

On a WC door I assume!

 

 

 

Edited November 22, 2022 by DezLez

[still kicking]

[DezLez]

10 minutes ago, overherebc said:

I don't agree!

I think it is a good representation of the first coming of Jesus!

[ravip]

Have I ever told you guys about how I escaped from the Middle East?
Iran.

 

Oman the whole story is ridiculous.

I basically had to Qatar cross the border.

 

Just like Bon Jovi, I was basically Lebanon a prayer the whole time.

 

I know it doesn't sound like a true story, but I assure you Israel.

 

Honestly I could tell you more but it Kuwait.

[ravip]

Who is the slipperiest footballer in the FIFA World Cup?
Antoine Grease-man.

[DezLez]

If Jesus had his second coming, I doubt he’d be crucified as nobody double-crosses Jesus!

 

[tomazbodner]

Geez... this was real! Who wants to be a millionaire - Finland edition, first question: What is the capital of Thailand...

 

https://www.videoman.gr/192817

[overherebc]

Got my pool ready for the final. Don't care who is playing.

[Crossy]

1 hour ago, DezLez said:

I don't agree!

I think it is a good representation of the first coming of Jesus!

 

There're a couple of trees in the background that could be the second or third coming

[Martin71]

[ballpoint]

5 minutes ago, Crossy said:

 

There're a couple of trees in the background that could be the second or third coming

This is virgin on the ridiculous.

[Martin71]

[DezLez]

19 minutes ago, Crossy said:

 

There're a couple of trees in the background that could be the second or third coming

Or maybe they are just trying to say "go fourth and multiply"!

[DezLez]

22 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

This is virgin on the ridiculous.

I again disagree as I believe that the conception of this thread is virgin on the immaculate!

 

 

 

Edited November 22, 2022 by DezLez
word swap (bordering/virgin)

[DezLez]

15 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

This is virgin on the ridiculous.

I was going to sing a hymen hymn in praise of that comment, but the idea got busted by some big godforsaken pr!ck!

[roo860]

Not the only thing that's missing in Qatar besides beer!

[DezLez]

27 minutes ago, Crossy said:

 

There're a couple of trees in the background that could be the second or third coming

of autumn?  I thought spring came after Christmas!