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June 5, 2009 in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!

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My Doctor said he was not happy with my weight. From now on he said it is half portions for you.
When I left his rooms I went next door to the Butcher and ordered Half a Lamb, Half a Pig and Half a cow .....................

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I suspect a company started by a non-native speaker.

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2 minutes ago, VocalNeal said:

I suspect a company started by a non-native speaker.

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"With premises throughout the North West and North Wales, MuffWash Detailing specialise in getting the very best out of your vehicle’s appearance. Owned and run by Daniel Muff, the team have vast experience with all types of vehicle paint work

I wonder what nicknames he had at school.

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I wonder what nicknames he had at school.

It is based in Wilmslow where a lot of Muff's live.????

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It is based in Wilmslow where a lot of Muff's live.????

A better class of muff though.

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Was he vejazzelled?

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