Worst Joke Ever 2024

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9 hours ago, chickenslegs said:

Is anyone else curious to know who is posting so many "sad" emojis in this thread?

 

"Worst joke ever" means that some of the jokes will be lame, or cringeworthy.

But then maybe the sad emoji is a complement, from whomever is doing it.????

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12 hours ago, chickenslegs said:

Is anyone else curious to know who is posting so many "sad" emojis in this thread?

 

"Worst joke ever" means that some of the jokes will be lame, or cringeworthy. We do not all have the same sense of humour - IMO, that's what keeps the thread popular.

 

What’s better than Ted Danson?
Ted singing and Danson!

 

What did the the drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna one, Anna two!

 

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.
I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.

 

 

Is anyone else curious to know who is posting so many "sad" emojis in this thread?

 

Absolutely!

It started/increased after becoming anonymous. 

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4 hours ago, ballpoint said:

 

Reminded me of this https://www.police1.com/international/articles/officer-criticized-for-writing-police-report-on-behalf-of-k-9-u0ZAlT9NyKXP08Su/

 

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11 hours ago, ravip said:

Is anyone else curious to know who is posting so many "sad" emojis in this thread?

 

Absolutely!

It started/increased after becoming anonymous. 

Who knew?   

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Does this qualify as "Gross behaviour"?

 

Worthing: Man caught on CCTV stealing 144 bars of chocolate

 

Edited June 5, 2023 by VBF

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An airline company lost a my luggage, so I decided to sue them.

 

Too bad I lost my case.

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I held the door open for a clown the other day.

It was a nice jester.

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Q: Which program do Jedi use to open PDF files?

A: Adobe Wan Kenobi.

 

Q: Which website did Chewbacca get arrested for creating?

A: Wookieleaks.

 

Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Xmas?

A: He felt his presents.

 

Q: What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?

A: Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

 

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..My mate is selling his helmet, visor is unused

 

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