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Worst Joke Ever 2024

By warfie
June 5, 2009 in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!

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True & not a joke!

Not anymore importunely as it was destroyed by fire and then demolished recently!

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Did you hear about the woman who had problems giving birth at sea?
She had to have an emergency sea-section.

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Did you hear about the woman who had problems giving birth at sea?
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But it ended well as she had a bouncing baby buoy.

I'd give that joke a wide berth.

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I'd give that joke a wide berth.

I don't harbour grudges or get stormy about adverse comments that give birth to badly delivered posts!

It's OK as it seems she had the stomach for it and is anchored in a stable relationship!

Roll on!

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