Worst Joke Ever 2024

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[scottiejohn]

42 minutes ago, roo860 said:

I hope it's not me!

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2 hours ago, ballpoint said:

Pie in the Sky to me!

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[carlyai]

5 hours ago, isaanistical said:

sorry to be possibly pedantic, but surely "silly twisted boy" was Grytte-Pipe Thynne?

'There there Neddy. Pull up a chair'.

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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

[isaanistical]

3 hours ago, carlyai said:

'There there Neddy. Pull up a chair'.

while checking, I noted that an absent (presumably stoned or Fallen in the Water) Sellars was subbed by Valentine Dyall in one episode entitled "Who Is Pink Oboe?".

Pleased as I am, it still takes my breath away that censors in those days could be so dim!

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India land spaceship on the moon. Corner shop established day 1…

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[VBF]

21 hours ago, carlyai said:

'What what what what what!' Said Neddy

"You silly, twisted boy." Said Major Bloodnock.

You can't get the wood, you know!!!!

[VBF]

10 hours ago, isaanistical said:

while checking, I noted that an absent (presumably stoned or Fallen in the Water) Sellars was subbed by Valentine Dyall in one episode entitled "Who Is Pink Oboe?".

Pleased as I am, it still takes my breath away that censors in those days could be so dim!

And then there was "Captain Hugh Jampton" of course.

 

Possibly served with Major Dennis Bloodnok....

 

 

 

(Now lets see how many people under the age of 60 fail to get that.....)

Edited August 24, 2023 by VBF

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 I am no expert but the knobs on that chest don't look right. ?

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Have you been involved in an accident that wasn't your fault?'

 

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[scottiejohn]

33 minutes ago, roo860 said:

I am no expert but the knobs on that chest don't look right. ?

I thought it was males that had knobs!

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