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Popular Post Crossy Posted January 2 Popular Post Share Posted January 2 A group of children at infant school were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first day. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk! "You need to use 'Grown-Up' words," she was always reminding them. She asked John what he had done over the weekend. "I went to visit my Nana." "No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Grown-Up' words!" She then asked Gemma what she had done. "I took a ride on a choo-choo." She said "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use 'Grown-Up' words." She then asked little Paddy what he had done. "I read a book," he replied. "That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?" Paddy thought really hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride, and said, "Winnie the S**T."........ 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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scottiejohn Posted January 2 Share Posted January 2 (edited) 30 minutes ago, Crossy said: How do you "TOP" that one! Please table your reply with an appropriate counter response! Edited January 2 by scottiejohn 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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jvs Posted January 2 Share Posted January 2 1 hour ago, still kicking said: He is just a shell of his former self now. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post chickenslegs Posted January 2 Popular Post Share Posted January 2 1 hour ago, still kicking said: Alas poor Yolk! I knew him well, Horatio ... A quote from Shakespeare's "Omelette". I'll get my coat. 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billd766 Posted January 2 Share Posted January 2 1 hour ago, still kicking said: Me too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VBF Posted January 2 Share Posted January 2 2 hours ago, still kicking said: He left it late though.....bit of a scramble to get there 🤪 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomazbodner Posted January 3 Share Posted January 3 9 hours ago, jvs said: He is just a shell of his former self now. I protest. He's all BUT the shell... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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tomazbodner Posted January 3 Share Posted January 3 AseanNow surely knows how to match cover photos with stories... There's one on a British Man, too. But it's against the rules to discuss fellow members... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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