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Worst Joke Ever 2024

By warfie
June 5, 2009 in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!

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The back of a guy's anorak was leaping up and down, and people were chucking money to him.

Someone in the crowd said ‘Do you earn a living doing that?’
He said ‘Yes, this is my livelihood.'”

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I think my wife spilled syrup all over the letter tiles while playing Scrabble at breakfast this morning.
She denies it, but I’m sticking to my words!

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I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked, “Is it to scale?”

I replied, “No, it’s to look at.”

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I've finally got around to returning the invisibility cloak I got for Christmas.
I just can't see myself wearing it.

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53 minutes ago, Zyxel said:

Should it point up or down?

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1 hour ago, dcsw53 said:

So the joke is that you forgot this was posted yesterday too?

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22 minutes ago, Yellowtail said:

So the joke is that you forgot this was posted yesterday too?

He can't remember! 🤪

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6 hours ago, roo860 said:

That took me about 10 seconds....and being a big Jazz fan, I'm ashamed of myself! ☹

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26 minutes ago, VBF said:

He can't remember! 🤪

Where's that memory foam when you need it!

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27 minutes ago, VBF said:

That took me about 10 seconds....and being a big Jazz fan, I'm ashamed of myself! ☹

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7 hours ago, ballpoint said:

I think my wife spilled syrup all over the letter tiles while playing Scrabble at breakfast this morning.
She denies it, but I’m sticking to my words!

Maybe she just put a spell on them!

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Watching / listening to that fine gentleman creates one feeling for me......

Ahhhhhhhhh and relax!

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