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Worst Joke Ever 2024

By warfie
June 5, 2009 in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!

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Me and Duncan were fishing at the lake.

"Duncan mate, can I ask you a real serious question?"

"Of course Owl fire away."

"You have been with a woman!"

"Sure have Owl"

"What's it like Dunk?

"What's it like? How best to explain. You know when we go fishing sometimes, and gather up a big jar of worms. Some lads put their dickz into the worms. It's like that; but not as good."

"Give the ladies a miss then; stick with the fishing!"

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