Worst Joke Ever 2024

[dcsw53]

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[carlyai]

1 hour ago, dcsw53 said:

Why do people that haven't been shot in the ear do that? I'll never understand that big hole in the ear thing.

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[xtrnuno41]

11 hours ago, dcsw53 said:

Wow what a lovely long hair !

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On 7/17/2024 at 9:30 AM, ballpoint said:

Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight.
There would be mass confusion!

They would be a lot heavier also.

[ravip]

A TATA Nano breaks down on a roadside.

 

A BMW 750Li stops to help the driver.

"I will tow you to the next service station, but if I drive too fast please flash your lights"

 

They start up slowly but only a km or so down the line a Porsche speeds past 150km/h.

 

The BMW driver totally forgets about the nano & runs it after the Porsche.

 

Just as all 3 of them tear through a speed trap, the cop radios the HQ

 

"Calling all stations :: You won't believe this, I just saw a BMW & a Porsche racing past at about 190 km/h with a TATA Nano behind them flashing its lights to overtake. 

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6 hours ago, ravip said:

A TATA Nano breaks down on a roadside.

 

A BMW 750Li stops to help the driver.

"I will tow you to the next service station, but if I drive too fast please flash your lights"

 

They start up slowly but only a km or so down the line a Porsche speeds past 150km/h.

 

The BMW driver totally forgets about the nano & runs it after the Porsche.

 

Just as all 3 of them tear through a speed trap, the cop radios the HQ

 

"Calling all stations :: You won't believe this, I just saw a BMW & a Porsche racing past at about 190 km/h with a TATA Nano behind them flashing its lights to overtake. 

 

For those of a certain age ...

 

 

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