Worst Joke Ever 2024

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Snoop Doggy Dog

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Buggers are coming over in vans now!

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[ravip]

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2 hours ago, ballpoint said:

 

In that case........ YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK  😂

 

 

 

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It's true ...

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On 7/18/2024 at 11:01 PM, ravip said:

A TATA Nano breaks down on a roadside.

 

A BMW 750Li stops to help the driver.

"I will tow you to the next service station, but if I drive too fast please flash your lights"

 

They start up slowly but only a km or so down the line a Porsche speeds past 150km/h.

 

The BMW driver totally forgets about the nano & runs it after the Porsche.

 

Just as all 3 of them tear through a speed trap, the cop radios the HQ

 

"Calling all stations :: You won't believe this, I just saw a BMW & a Porsche racing past at about 190 km/h with a TATA Nano behind them flashing its lights to overtake. 

heard this 5years ago, but it was a Reliant Robin flashing its lights.

 

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12 minutes ago, fasteddie said:

We used to have a cook on TV in OZ his name was Fast Eddy 

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True ...

[mogandave]

39 minutes ago, Maybole said:

heard this 5years ago, but it was a Reliant Robin flashing its lights.

 

I heard it 40 years ago and it was a white-faced black kid on a bicycle honking for the right of way…

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An archaeologist was digging on the borders of the Negev Desert close to Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy, a rather rare occurance around Israel, to say the least.
After examining it, he called the curator of the Israel museum in Jerusalem.
"I've just discovered a 3,000 year old mummy of a man who died of heart failure!" the excited scientist exclaimed.
To which the curator replied, "Bring him in. We'll check it out."
A week later, the amazed curator called the archaeologist. "You were right about both the mummy's age and cause of death. How in the world did you know?"
"Easy. There was a piece of paper in his hand that said, 10,000 Shekels on Goliath'."

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