Worst Joke Ever 2024

[Zyxel]

[Zyxel]

[Zyxel]

[carlyai]

There are 3 dogs in the Vets, one black and one white Labrador. Also a German Shepard.

The Labradors are talking, 'what are you here for?' says the white one to the black one. "Oh to get my nuts out as I keep pissing everywhere, my owner thinks that will fix me."

The black one askes the white one 'why are you here?' The white one replies" I'm getting my nuts off too as I dig everything in the garden up and my owner thinks it will fix me".

Both Labradors turn to the German Shepard and "ask what happened to you?"

The German Shephard replies ' I hump everything and my owner just finished a shower and dropped the soap and I couldn't resist so I humped her.'

" So you're here to get your nuts off too?"

The German Shepard replies, 'no, to get my nails cut'.

(An old Bob Hawk joke).

[Jerzy Swirski]

 

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[Yellowtail]

[Korat Kiwi]

[Korat Kiwi]

[Korat Kiwi]

 

For many weeks, the two species had lived in mutual tolerance of one another. And then, without provocation, the hornets began throwing rocks at Ned’s house.

 

 

[billd766]

37 minutes ago, Jerzy Swirski said:

 

Two radicicolous men prancing about pretending to be cool. How sad they both are.

[Jerzy Swirski]

7 minutes ago, billd766 said:

Two radicicolous men prancing about pretending to be cool. How sad they both are.

1)   Please explain why you think they are living off the roots of plants

 

2)  Do you know what AI means

[Yellowtail]

32 minutes ago, Jerzy Swirski said:

1)   Please explain why you think they are living off the roots of plants

 

2)  Do you know what AI means

Dude thinks it's real, what a hoot. 

[billd766]

Just now, Jerzy Swirski said:

1)   Please explain why you think they are living off the roots of plants

 

2)  Do you know what AI means

1  Where did you come up with that idea? I certainly didn't mention anything like that.

 

2   Yes.

 

A question for you.

 

3   Why would anyone use artificial intelligence when they have their own?

[Jerzy Swirski]

1 hour ago, billd766 said:

Two radicicolous men prancing about pretending to be cool. How sad they both are.

"The word radicicolous is an adjective that means living on or in roots. It comes from the Latin words radic-, which means root, and -i-, and -colous. The word is pronounced "radə¦sikələs". The earliest known use of the word is in the 1850s"

 

Anyway thanks for teaching me a new word

It might come in useful one day

[CallumWK]

[CallumWK]

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[billd766]

Just now, Jerzy Swirski said:

"The word radicicolous is an adjective that means living on or in roots. It comes from the Latin words radic-, which means root, and -i-, and -colous. The word is pronounced "radə¦sikələs". The earliest known use of the word is in the 1850s"

 

Anyway thanks for teaching me a new word

It might come in useful one day

That is what happens when you get old, and use spell checker, even wearing glasses.

 

It is an age thing.

 

When I set my pc to the 100% (recommended) setting, I have a problem reading it. At 125% it is better, but as you have learned a new word, it is still not that good.

 

When I edit my Ebook library I have to go to 150% to read some titles.

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