Worst Joke Ever 2024

[tomazbodner]

6 hours ago, VBF said:

Only honest man to ever go into Parliament 😎

And look how that ended!

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1 hour ago, tomazbodner said:

And look how that ended!

NOT with a bang, unfortunately!  😩

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Bob had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition.
It seems that his father, grandfather, and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 18th birthday. On that special day, they'd each walked across the lake to the pub on the far side for their first legal drink.

So when Bob's 18th birthday came around, he and his pal Micky, took a boat out to the middle of the lake, Bob, stepped out of the boat ...and nearly drowned! Micky just barely managed to pull him to safety. Furious and confused, Bob went to see his grandmother.

"Grandma," he asked, "Tis me 18th birthday, so why can't I walk across the lake like me father, his father and his father before him?"

Granny looked deeply into Bob's, troubled blue eyes, and said, "Because ye father, ye grandfather and ye great-grandfather were all born in December when the lake is frozen, and ye were born in August, ya foôkin idīot!

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2 hours ago, Crossy said:

 

 

 

Reminded me of these classics.  (If you like what you see, there's a lot more of them).

 

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[novacova]

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Edited August 25 by novacova

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