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A Doctor was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving home from work. As he was tuning into the evening news, the phone rang.

 

The doctor calmly answered it and heard the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line.  "We have already opened an 18-year-old RARE  SINGLE MALT GLENFIDDICH  WHISKEY.

 

"I'll be right over," whispered the doctor.

 

As he was moving out, his wife asked, "Is it serious..?"

 

Oh yes, quite", said the doctor gravely. Shaking his head, he muttered "Only18 years old. 3 doctors are there already..!
 

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A British Airways pilot lands in Frankfurt and makes a wrong turn on the taxiway and causes a traffic jam.

 

The ground controller lays into him

 

“Speedbird 123 what’s wrong with you?! Have you never been to Frankfurt before?!”

 

“Yes, twice in 44 but I didn’t land either time”.

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25 minutes ago, ravip said:

A British Airways pilot lands in Frankfurt and makes a wrong turn on the taxiway and causes a traffic jam.

 

The ground controller lays into him

 

“Speedbird 123 what’s wrong with you?! Have you never been to Frankfurt before?!”

 

“Yes, twice in 44 but I didn’t land either time”.

 

May I suggest that it is about time that he retire?

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5 hours ago, farang51 said:
5 hours ago, ravip said:

A British Airways pilot lands in Frankfurt and makes a wrong turn on the taxiway and causes a traffic jam.

 

The ground controller lays into him

 

“Speedbird 123 what’s wrong with you?! Have you never been to Frankfurt before?!”

 

“Yes, twice in 44 but I didn’t land either time”.

 

May I suggest that it is about time that he retire?

 

To those giving a sad emoji: Seriously? The guy must at least be in his late 90's, I for one would not border a plane with him as a pilot.

... Or, the joke is very old and in dire need for an update 😁

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