Worst Joke Ever 2025

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For the engineers here ...

 

Bonus points for spotting all the safety violations.

 

 

 

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Just build one!!!

 

 

 

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And for the VR gamers among us!

 

 

 

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[Digitalbanana]

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My friend was horrified by the results of his genealogy test. He found out his great grandfather was from Transylvania.

Now he can’t look himself in the mirror.

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I got banned from the zoo for making a parrot laugh.
Polly tickle correctness gone mad!

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I got sacked today, apparently for being in a constant state of sexual arousal.

It’s ridiculous; all my colleagues know that I’m a dedicated employee who’s always hard at work.

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I spent the morning helping my gran repair her zimmer frame.

She wasn't getting anywhere with it.

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I don't want to brag,

but when I left the hotel I'm pretty sure the receptionist was checking me out.

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Doc, all five of my boys want to be valets when they grow up.

Doc: Wow! That's the worst case of parking son's disease I've ever seen.

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At the Deli, I said to the lady, " I want to buy a toasted ham and cheese baguette with pickles."

She replied, "We only take cash or card."

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Not since a quarter-past two eh?