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Desperate Putin summons Stalin’s ghost

Stalin: “What’s happened?”
Putin: “Nazis are at Kursk! My army is beaten! What should I do?”
Stalin: “Do like me 1943. Send best Ukrainian troops to the front, and ask the US for arms”

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A man is on a plane

The pilot starts talking on the intercom and then lays it down without knowing its still on.

The pilot says to the co-pilot, "I could use two things right now, a cup of coffee and a <deleted>."

Stewardess runs up the isle to tell the pilot to turn off the intercom.

The man stands up and says, "Hey honey, don't forget the coffee."

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