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A man is on a plane

The pilot starts talking on the intercom and then lays it down without knowing its still on.

The pilot says to the co-pilot, "I could use two things right now, a cup of coffee and a <deleted>."

Stewardess runs up the isle to tell the pilot to turn off the intercom.

The man stands up and says, "Hey honey, don't forget the coffee."

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7 hours ago, radiochaser said:

A few years back, in an airport men's room that i visited, there were signs that read, "Don't wash feet in sink"!

Wasn't Tripoli was it? 

Because I've seen them do exactly that! 😮

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A little pig and a little wolf are friends at school together.

 

One day the Daddy pig and the Daddy wolf meet together in the school car park whilst dropping of their kids.

 

The Daddy wolf says to the Daddy pig "Where do you live?"

 

The Daddy pig replies "In a house made of bricks, so don't even f'king think about it!"

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