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6 hours ago, ravip said:

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This one reminds me... Back in the day, maybe 25 years ago, I was sitting at a certain Mall.... waiting for my pizza for way over an hour. Pulled out the mobile phone I just bought and called the delivery number of the restaurant, then ordered same pizza. At the end I told them I wasn't home but need to send it to a different address... their shop at the Mall, complete with table number. I got a "could you please wait a moment"... phone rang in the kitchen... a head popped out of the kitchen looking at me for a moment, then ran back in, and phone operator said pizza will be with me within 10 minutes. It was. Along with manager's apology, and bill waived. Not sure it was worth a wait but it was surely memorable moment...

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Bob and Harry meet up in a pub and somehow the conversation turns to sex.

 

Bob: You know, after these many years of being married, sex is starting to get bit boring.

 

Harry: Why don't you try it the other way around for a change?

 

Bob (horrified): What!? And get the house full of children?

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