Worst Joke Ever 2024

Digitalbanana · November 23

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Crossy · November 23

Times gone by 🙂

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ballpoint · November 23

ballpoint · November 23

A guy goes into his local bank and says to the manager, "I'd like to borrow £100,000 to open a cheese factory in Cheshire. It's gonna be great."
" Hold on a minute", says the bank manager. "There's already a company called Cheshire Cheese - you're gonna have to come up with something better than that."
The guy comes back next week, and says, "Right I've got it. I want to borrow £200,000 to open a cheese factory in France. It's gonna be called Brie Cheese."
"I'm afraid that one's already there too," says the bank manager. "Brie Cheese is world famous, so I can't lend you the money for that."
In a last ditch attempt, the man comes back in the following week. "Right", says the man, "I've got it. I want to borrow £500,000 to open a cheese factory in Israel."
"Oh, now we're talking," says the bank manager. "What are you going to call it?"………..
The man smiles proudly and says, "Cheeses of Nazareth....”

ballpoint · November 23

Guy walks into a bank with a shotgun and says to the cashier

“Fill this bag with money or you’re Geography”.

“Don’t you mean History?”

“Don’t change the f-in' subject!"

ballpoint · November 23

The other day a guy asked me if I wanted to pet his cocker spaniel.
Feeling kind of weird about the whole thing now… I think I should’ve chosen the spaniel.