Worst Joke Ever 2024

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Whiteboards are remarkable.

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I had a bet on three horses today called Sunshine, Moonlight and Good Times.

Not one of them won.

I blame it on the bookie.

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I'm trying to find that joke about chiropractors that someone posted.

It was about a week back.

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Scientists have invented a car that runs on liquidised Parsley.

They are now hoping to make the buses run on Thyme.

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A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet.
"My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him? "
"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him"
So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him down."
"What??? Just because he's cross-eyed??? "
"No, because he's really heavy"

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"Doctor, I can't pronounce my F's, T's and H's".
"Well, you can't say fairer than that then".

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