Worst Joke Ever 2024

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On 2/23/2022 at 3:28 PM, Crossy said:

When the Soviet Union invaded Afghanistan, some gas stations in Toronto refused to gas Ladas. 1980s.

 

Will history repeat?

 

I heard the convertible model was called The Lada Skip.

Edit.

The model in the photo had a heated rear window. Designed to keep your hands warm when pushing it in the winter time.

Edited February 24, 2022 by overherebc

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This was the Ferrari model with the Prancing Horse addition.

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And then - Top Gear gave one to Lotus!!

 

 

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Just a reminder for everyone, -
you urinate on a jellyfish sting NOT a jelly stain.
Again, my sincere apologies to the woman in McDonalds yesterday afternoon.

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Bristol university has conducted a scientific study into why Zebras have black and white stripes.
Turns out they support Juventus.

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Two Ladies Talking in Heaven
1st woman: Hi, Wanda!
2nd woman: Hi, Sylvia! How'd you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
Sylvia: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I
began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
Wanda: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
Sylvia: So, what happened?
Wanda: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
Sylvia: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.

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Does anyone know where I can get a decaffeinated coffee table?