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ballpoint Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 "I hear your husband just died?" "Yes, it was very sudden". "Did he have any last words" "He did indeed. He said, 'Yes, your bum does look big in that". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DezLez Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 8 minutes ago, ballpoint said: The builders working on my house forgot to bring their trowels today. There was a lot of finger-pointing, I'll tell you! Was that because the fill-in foreman for Mr Grouty was spread too thin and failed to turn up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DezLez Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 11 minutes ago, ballpoint said: I sent off for some information on my family tree. They sent me back a packet of seeds and suggested it would be in my best interest that I just start over again. Does that mean you can now branch out on your own or will you be out on a limb? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DezLez Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 15 minutes ago, ballpoint said: I just found out that my best friend suffers from turrets. Every time he sees a castle he starts swearing Maybe you should keep away! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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