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ballpoint Posted May 18, 2022 Share Posted May 18, 2022 In Construction news, a new innovative and pioneering pneumatic drill has just been invented. Already it is being hailed as ground breaking. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ballpoint Posted May 18, 2022 Share Posted May 18, 2022 "Love?" I shouted, "do you know how to turn Alexa off?" "Try walking through the lounge naked," she shouted back. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted May 18, 2022 Share Posted May 18, 2022 I'm well shattered, no sleep since Sunday, due to some horrid metal clanking noises outside my bedroom window. That's 2 knights running now. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post ballpoint Posted May 18, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted May 18, 2022 A story told by a former RAF flight engineer, which he swears is true (and I hope it is), and is believable: He was on a Royal Charter Tristar, being flown by a couple of management pilots who left their office desks and commandeered the flight, rather than allow some common (but in current practice) line pilots to have the honour. On landing, these guys well and truly planted the aircraft. As the passengers were disembarking, Prince Philip stuck his head into the flight deck and said, "If you chaps are looking for your undercarriage, it's right up my wife's ****". 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post Crossy Posted May 18, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted May 18, 2022 On 5/17/2022 at 9:17 AM, ballpoint said: My youngest actually had this. He was in the RN servicing rotary-wing aircraft (helicopters) for the Royal Marines. Before shipping out to Afghanistan they collected their gear which included camo (of course) plus a Hi-viz. The RN argument was that the camo was so the enemy couldn't see you, the hi-viz was so the helicopter pilot could! There was considerable reticence to wander around a large flat airfield in Helmand Province wearing a large, green X front and back (shoot here!). He did actually get shot although his mates said it didn't count as his body armour stopped the round without actually injuring anything other than his pride 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post tomazbodner Posted May 18, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted May 18, 2022 Little Johnny returns home and dad asks what classes he had in school this day.... We had Chemistry class, dad. Really! And what did you learn? We learned how to make a dynamite. That's awesome, son. And what are you learning in school tomorrow? What school? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DezLez Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 10 hours ago, tomazbodner said: Little Johnny returns home and dad asks what classes he had in school this day.... We had Chemistry class, dad. Really! And what did you learn? We learned how to make a dynamite. That's awesome, son. And what are you learning in school tomorrow? What school? That lesson seems to have gone with a bang! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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