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A cricketer was hit by a ball on his crotch. At the hospital, the doctor prescribed an ointment to be applied over his private part everyday. 

 

On the first day, the Matron took upon herself the duty of applying the ointment. After completing her duty, the matron came out of the VIP ward with a big smile on her face. 

 

A pretty looking young nurse who saw her could not believe that the matron would ever smile! The matron, controlling herself said, "These cricketers are funny fellows. 

 

He has got his name 'JOHN' tattooed on his private part!"

The curious young nurse asked whether she could apply the ointment the next day.

 

 Getting permission, she carried out her job the next day and came out blushing.

The matron was surprised and asked her what was the matter.

 

The young nurse replied "Madam, his name is not JOHN."

"It is JOHNATHAN  HENRY." 

 

In Physics, this is known as *The Coefficient of Linear Expansion* 
 

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