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Worst Joke Ever 2024


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2 hours ago, ballpoint said:

A Catholic, a Baptist, and a Mormon are bragging about the size of their families.
"I have four boys and my wife is expecting another. One more son and I'll have a basketball team!" said the Catholic.

"That's nothing!'' said the Baptist. ''I have ten boys now, and my wife is pregnant with another child. One more son and I'll have a football team!"

"You both should be ashamed of yourselves!'' said the Mormon. ''I have seventeen wives. One more and I'll have a golf course!"

Once he's got the 18th is he still allowed to play around? 

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2 hours ago, ballpoint said:

At this Jesus stops walking and looks at Paul. "What?," he says, "Why don't you just walk on the pipe like me, you silly pr*ck?"

Do you think think Jesus was flushed with pride at his sh!tty comment or was it all just a pipe dream?

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