Worst Joke Ever 2024

[oxo1947]

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[Yellowtail]

8 minutes ago, oxo1947 said:

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Years abo the same photo I think had "First Iraqi Missile" caption. 

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Edited September 4, 2023 by oxo1947

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38 minutes ago, Yellowtail said:

Years abo the same photo I think had "First Iraqi Missile" caption.

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[brianthainess]

19 hours ago, scottiejohn said:

How much did it cost the pirate to have his ears pierced?
A buck an ear

''Where are your buccaneers Captain?''

''Under my bucken hat"

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Just been down the library...

 

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[Zyxel]

A wealthy man walked into a bar in Miami. As soon as he entered, he noticed an African woman (black), sitting in one corner. He walked over to the counter, removed his wallet and shouted, "Bartender! I am buying drinks for everyone in this bar, except that black woman over there!" The bartender collected the money and began serving free drinks to everyone in the bar, except the African woman. Instead of becoming upset, the black woman simply looked up at the guy and shouted,"Thank you!"

This infuriated the wealthy guy. So once again, he took out his wallet and shouted, "Waiter! This time I am buying bottles of wine and additional food for everyone in this bar, except for that African sitting in the corner over there!" The bartender collected the money from the man and began serving free food and wine to everyone in the bar except the African. When the waiter finished serving the food and drinks, the African woman simply smiled at the man and said, Thank you!" That made him furious. So he leaned over the counter and asked the bartender, "What is wrong with that black woman? I have bought food and drinks for everyone in this bar except for her, and instead of becoming angry, she just sits there, smiles at me and shouts 'Thank you.' Is she mad?" The bartender smiled at the wealthy man and said, "No, she is not mad. She is the OWNER of this establishment."

[Zyxel]

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[owl sees all]

20 hours ago, ravip said:

A sign in a shoe repair store, "We will heel you,  We will save your sole, 
We will even dye for you!"

 

At an Eye Clinic: "If you don't see what you're looking for, You've come to the right place.”;

 

On a Plumber's truck : "We repair what your husband fixed”;

 

In a Restaurant window :  "Don't stand there and be hungry;  come on in and get fed up.”;

 

In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully.  We'll wait.”;

 

Sign on the back of  Septic Tank Truck :
"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"

Sign on the side of  builder's van;; "You have tried all the cowboys. Now try the Indians."

[VocalNeal]

9 minutes ago, Zyxel said:

Only in South Africa????

 

Edited September 4, 2023 by VocalNeal

[KannikaP]

1 hour ago, oxo1947 said:

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But none in Goodwyn's, or should it be Goodwyns'?

[billd766]

10 hours ago, still kicking said:

Very very true.

[scottiejohn]

3 hours ago, ballpoint said:

Just been down the library...

 

I see you went the full Monty to get that!

[scottiejohn]

59 minutes ago, billd766 said:

Very very true.

Unfortunately I have never even seen the light!

Edited September 4, 2023 by scottiejohn

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3 hours ago, ballpoint said:

At least she did not drown in her sorrow or break it gently by saying to hubby that the driving test ended swimmingly!!

[scottiejohn]

3 hours ago, ballpoint said:

At your age what were you shooting at the shooting range?  Blanks!!!

[scottiejohn]

5 hours ago, oxo1947 said:

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Shouldn't it read "read "Woman and Re-arranged men"?