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Popular Post Crossy Posted September 23, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted September 23, 2023 On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple was involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting they began to wonder; could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter arrived, they asked him if they could get married in Heaven. St. Peter said, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out," and he left. The couple sat and waited for an answer... for a couple of months. While they waited, they discussed the pros and cons. If they were allowed to get married in Heaven, should they get married, what with the eternal aspect of it all? "What if it doesn't work? Are we stuck in Heaven together forever?" Yet another month passed before St. Peter finally returned, looking somewhat bedraggled. "Yes," he informed the couple, "You can get married in Heaven." "Great!" said the couple. "But we were just wondering; what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?" St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard on the ground. "What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple. "OH, COME ON!" St. Peter shouted. "It took me 3 months to find a priest up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take to find a lawyer?! 1 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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tomazbodner Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 1 minute ago, xtrnuno41 said: You made a mistake in line 2! It's Y not Z!! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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tomazbodner Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 1 hour ago, oxo1947 said: . There's more to this story. The reason was that despite trying very hard, he could not demonstrate that the bell works! 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oxo1947 Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 1 minute ago, tomazbodner said: There's more to this story. The reason was that despite trying very hard, he could not demonstrate that the bell works! Yer that makes sense tomazbodner---- 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post ravip Posted September 23, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted September 23, 2023 Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and He could no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl. "Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the Park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter?" ???????? 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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