Popular Post Crossy Posted January 2 Popular Post Posted January 2 A group of children at infant school were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first day. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk! "You need to use 'Grown-Up' words," she was always reminding them. She asked John what he had done over the weekend. "I went to visit my Nana." "No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Grown-Up' words!" She then asked Gemma what she had done. "I took a ride on a choo-choo." She said "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use 'Grown-Up' words." She then asked little Paddy what he had done. "I read a book," he replied. "That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?" Paddy thought really hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride, and said, "Winnie the S**T."........ 1 7
scottiejohn Posted January 2 Posted January 2 (edited) 30 minutes ago, Crossy said: How do you "TOP" that one! Please table your reply with an appropriate counter response! Edited January 2 by scottiejohn 2
jvs Posted January 2 Posted January 2 1 hour ago, still kicking said: He is just a shell of his former self now. 1 1
Popular Post chickenslegs Posted January 2 Popular Post Posted January 2 1 hour ago, still kicking said: Alas poor Yolk! I knew him well, Horatio ... A quote from Shakespeare's "Omelette". I'll get my coat. 1 4
VBF Posted January 2 Posted January 2 2 hours ago, still kicking said: He left it late though.....bit of a scramble to get there 🤪 1
tomazbodner Posted January 3 Posted January 3 9 hours ago, jvs said: He is just a shell of his former self now. I protest. He's all BUT the shell...
Popular Post tomazbodner Posted January 3 Popular Post Posted January 3 Sometimes jokes write themselves. 1 1 1
tomazbodner Posted January 3 Posted January 3 AseanNow surely knows how to match cover photos with stories... There's one on a British Man, too. But it's against the rules to discuss fellow members...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now