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Worst Joke Ever 2024


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1 hour ago, Andrew Dwyer said:

Meanwhile, in Yorkshire !!

 

- Covid-19

If thy have a sniffle
And tha throat is sore as well
If tha’s finding breathing tricky
And tha muscles ache like hell

Then tha’s likely got Corona
Tha shunt worry reyt enough
Because tha comes from Yorkshire 
And tha’s med o’ better stuff

Keep thissen ’ydrated
Wi’ a pot of Yorkshire tea
Or a pint or two of John Smiths
(In fact better make that three)

Then in a week tha’s feeling grand
Tha’ll be back at tha best
Tha can head out into t’ open
In tha flat cap and string vest.

 

Saw that on the Otley facebook group. ????????????

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