Worst Joke Ever 2024

[Zyxel]

A man was constipated, so he decided to go to the doctor. The doctor examined him and explained, "I'm going to give you some suppositories. I'll insert one now, and then I'll give you another one for later this evening."

Later that evening, the man asks has his wife to insert the suppository. She agrees reluctantly, then puts one hand on his shoulder and inserts the suppository. Suddenly, her husband shrieks, "Aahhhhh!"

"What's wrong? Did I hurt you?" she asks.

"No... I just realized that the doctor had *both* his hands on my shoulders!"

[Zyxel]

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[VocalNeal]

56 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

 

Sounds familiar.🤔

[oxo1947]

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[Yellowtail]

6 minutes ago, roo860 said:

She says she's hungry...

[scottiejohn]

31 minutes ago, Yellowtail said:

She says she's hungry...

You better go and ask her what she wants stuffed with as I am not sure what she really wants!

 

 

(Says he lying!)

[ballpoint]

2 hours ago, scottiejohn said:

You better go and ask her what she wants stuffed with as I am not sure what she really wants!

 

 

(Says he lying!)

 

And here I was, thinking you were a cunning linguist.

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[oxo1947]

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[scottiejohn]

2 hours ago, ballpoint said:

 

And here I was, thinking you were a cunning linguist.

I speak and do other things with forked tongue!

 

PS;  Being the cunning linguist that you rightly proclaim me to be maybe I should have communicated in a more athletic wat in at least 69 different conversions conversations/unions!

Edited February 14 by scottiejohn

[oxo1947]

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[carlyai]

12 hours ago, ballpoint said:

 

And here I was, thinking you were a cunning linguist.

He can't be a Cunning Linguist as that's me ....that's my HASH name. 🙂