Worst Joke Ever 2024

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10 minutes ago, scottiejohn said:

I suggest you have a canter around the library, they might be able to trot out some words to saddle you with while you have sip from your stirrup cup!

 

Stop horsing around.  I was going to post all 500 pages, but with all the nagging on here it's giving me nightmares.

[Yellowtail]

4 hours ago, roo860 said:

What is the joke?

[roo860]

18 minutes ago, Yellowtail said:

What is the joke?

If you've ever been on a dual carriageway in the UK you would understand. 

[scottiejohn]

1 hour ago, ballpoint said:

 

Stop horsing around.  I was going to post all 500 pages, but with all the nagging on here it's giving me nightmares.

So you have the bit between your teeth now!

Who is going to rein you in now!

[Yellowtail]

21 minutes ago, roo860 said:

If you've ever been on a dual carriageway in the UK you would understand. 

I thought it was KPH in the UK, no?

[scottiejohn]

4 minutes ago, Yellowtail said:

I thought it was KPH in the UK, no?

No!  UK is MPH!

20/30 in towns

30/40 in minor roads

50 0n dual dual carriageways and 70MPH on motorways.

Except in Wales where you must all walk to where you no longer can work!

Edited February 25 by scottiejohn

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On this day in 2000. Carlos Santana won eight awards at the Grammy Awards for his Supernatural album.

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Windows Enterprise...

 

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Did you know that 84% of people in Iran are scared of spiders?
But in Iraq , no phobia.

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My mate called me in a flood of tears.  His wife just left him, taking his prized Bob Marley collection and satellite dish.
No Woman, no Sky.

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I keep seeing the word "opaque", and looked it up what it means.

I'm still none the wiser though.  The definition isn’t that clear.

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My dog is an expert in French wine.

He's a Bordeaux collie.

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[KhunLA]

https://www.facebook.com/reel/1565594577612886

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[carlyai]

4 hours ago, dcsw53 said:

John was definitely possessed.

[Hamus Yaigh]

19 hours ago, roo860 said:

19 hours ago, Yellowtail said:

What is the joke?

If you've ever been on a dual carriageway in the UK you would understand. 

 

You mean Brits on dual carriageways cannot do math like the guy who made the image? The truck on the right should be 8 miles behind in the second photo?