Worst Joke Ever 2024

[Korat Kiwi]

Unbeknownst to most students of psychology, Pavlov’s first experiment was to ring a bell and cause his dog to attack Freud’s cat.

 

 

 

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Edited June 18 by roo860

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[Yellowtail]

7 hours ago, ravip said:

"If you think you're not that old, start dating women your own age." 

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8 hours ago, roo860 said:

I see we've got the sad emoji 🛎 ends out in force.

Yes...I wish AN would return to identifying the posters of emojis.

I can justify mine...can everyone?

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2 hours ago, Yellowtail said:

9 hours ago, ravip said:

"If you think you're not that old, start dating women your own age." 

Or just go to Specsavers 😋🙄

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[chickenslegs]

6 hours ago, ballpoint said:

An American tourist to one of the Scots Guards: "Is there anything worn under the kilt?"

 

His reply: "No Ma'am, it's all in perfect working order."

 

 

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[ravip]

A young woman brings home her fiancé to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out more about the young man. The father invites the fiancé to his study to find out more about him.

 

"So what are your plans?" the father asks.

"I am a bible scholar" the young man replies.

 

"A bible scholar, huh", the father says. "Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice home for my daughter to live in, as she is used to having?"

The young man replies, "I will study and God will provide for us."

"And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, which she deserves?" asks the father.

"I will concentrate on my studies & God will provide for us," replies the young man.

 

The conversation proceeds in this manner, no matter what question the father asks, the young man replies that God will provide.

 

Later, the mother asks, "How did the conversation go?"

The father answers: He has no job & no plans, but the good news is that he thinks I am God.
 

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