Worst Joke Ever 2024

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Mick bursts into the Benefits Office and says, "I've been ringing 08001730, for three days now and nobody answers!"

The receptionist replies, "Those are our opening hours".

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We were in a restaurant last night and I ordered Napoleon chicken for the first time.
When It came there was no meat just the carcass.
I said to the waitress: "What's this?!!"
"She said: "It's the boney part".

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During my wife's labour, the nurse came up to us and said, "How about Epidural Anaesthesia?"
I said, "Thanks, but we've already picked a name."

[oxo1947]

one day  it may be the person in the mirror that needs help

 

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I think I've found another Banksy

 

[FruitPudding]

2 minutes ago, oxo1947 said:

one day  it may be the person in the mirror that needs help

 

 

Plenty of people have become poor from giving.

 

Half the plebs who have married Thais succumb to that fate.

 

And if I ever do need help, it won't be strangers - especially not in this country - who help me.

 

Take care of your own. 💯 

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[ravip]

54 minutes ago, FruitPudding said:

 

Plenty of people have become poor from giving.

 

Half the plebs who have married Thais succumb to that fate.

 

And if I ever do need help, it won't be strangers - especially not in this country - who help me.

 

Take care of your own. 💯 

 especially not in this country - who help me.

 

Why on earth did you leave a country full of generous people and come to this country? 

An accident...???

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[billd766]

33 minutes ago, ravip said:

 especially not in this country - who help me.

 

Why on earth did you leave a country full of generous people and come to this country? 

An accident...???

My Thai wife's family has helped us out twice when I was taken to hospital after a blackout last year.

 

They are who helped us out in Thailand.

 

We have helped them out also, and we are still helping.

[billd766]

1 hour ago, billd766 said:

My Thai wife's family has helped us out twice when I was taken to hospital after a blackout last year.

 

They are who helped us out in Thailand.

 

We have helped them out also, and we are still helping.

I wonder who posted the sad emoji?

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