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The other day a guy asked me if I wanted to pet his cocker spaniel.
Feeling kind of weird about the whole thing now… I think I should’ve chosen the spaniel.

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Guy calls for an ambulance in the middle of the night.

“Quick, the baby is coming we need an ambulance right away. Quick!”

“Calm down sir, have your wife’s waters broken?”

“Yes yes! Hurry!”

“How dilated is she?”

“Well, we’re both over the moon, but we need a f-in’ ambulance!"

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This is bot he works for Facebook bot does not like people to have an

opinion Bot is a <deleted>

 

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