Worst Joke Ever 2025

[tifino]

Looking to Sell... 

 

 

 

[tifino]

someone caught this tree... 

 

 

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[bluesofa]

2 hours ago, tifino said:

someone caught this tree... 

Day Of The Triffids.

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[Hamus Yaigh]

How does the actor who plays Rocky prefer to eat his pizza?

Sliced, alone.

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Two naive young men were sitting in the park talking.

"Tell you what, Jake," said Maurice. "Let's go down the new pub tonight. I've heard it's right good. After you've bought the first drink, the rest are free for the whole night. And," he grinned, "then you goes out the back and has sex."

"Are you sure?" asked Jake doubtfully.

"Oh, yeah, it was my sister what told me.

That's what happened to her when she went down there the other night."
 

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A man took his dog to the vet's and asked for its tail to be completely removed.

"But why?" asked the vet. "That's a bit drastic."

The man replied,

"My mother-in-law's coming to stay next week and I want to make sure there are no signs of any welcome."
 

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A dangerous lunatic escaped from the mental institution and raped a washer woman before making his escape.

The headline in the local paper read,

"Nut screws washer and bolts."

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Can someone please confirm if I am spelling " misogynist" correctly?

(I'd prefer an answer from a bloke, because I want to make sure it's right).

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I put my phone under my pillow before I went to sleep last night and it was gone this morning, with a 10 baht coin in its place.

Damn bluetooth fairy!

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I've just bought a new bicycle but it came without accessories.

If you see any, can you give me a bell?

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I've got no problem with genetically modified food.

Last night I had a lovely leg of salmon!

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We should all gives thanks to nipples.

Without them, boobs would be pointless.

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I got home from work last night, sat on the edge of the bed, and started to pull my boxers off.

At that point I thought to myself,

"I really do spoil these dogs!"

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I haven't had much luck with running companies.  My cold air balloon business never took off, and my origami shop folded.

Now I'm considering becoming a canine special breeds broker, placing pedigree dogs with new owners.  

Does anyone have any Pointers?

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