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A rather shy and backword girl is visiting the zoo when suddenly as she passes the monkey house, a huge ape grabs her, pulls her over the moat and gives her a good seeing to.

Afterwards she is taken to hospital in a state of shock and it is almost a week before she is allowed any visitors. When she does eventually have friends to see her and they ask how she is, she replies,

 

"Terrible. He hasn't phoned, he hasn't written..."
 

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1 hour ago, Hamus Yaigh said:

Why do we never see Dumbo the elephant make a flying trip to Scotland?

 

Disneyland...

 

How can you tell the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney? Bing sings but Walt disney

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Posted
4 hours ago, Hamus Yaigh said:

The inventor of the sexual innuendo has sadly passed away today.

 

His wife is taking it really hard.

 

Not from him she isn't!

Posted
8 hours ago, chickenslegs said:

At the end of 2020 I had enough used condoms to melt down and make a car tyre.

 

It was a Goodyear.

Was that for/from your dinky toy?

 

PS;  For non Brits;  Dinky Toys was the brand name for a range of die-cast zinc alloy miniature vehicles produced by Meccano Ltd. They were made in England from 1934 to 1979

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