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fangless Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 Two girls are watching a film in the local cinema when one turns to the other in panic. "Tracy, the man next to me is masturbating." "Well, just ignore him." "I can't, he's using my hand." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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fangless Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 A gorilla has escaped from the local zoo and taken refuge at the top of a tree in a neighbouring garden. The householder rings the zookeeper who arrives ten minutes later with a pair of handcuffs, a Doberman pinscher, a stick and a shotgun. "OK," says the zookeeper to the man. "I'm going to go up after him and poke him with this sharp stick. When he falls to the ground, the dog will go for his balls and as the gorilla puts his hands over them to protect himself, you slip on the handcuffs." "That sounds easy enough," replies the man, "but what's the shotgun for?" "Now listen carefully, this is most important. If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla, shoot the dog!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ballpoint Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 My wife is furious at our next door neighbour who sunbathes nude in her garden... Personally, I'm on the fence. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 I think I saw Michael J. Fox at the garden centre yesterday. It might not have been him though, he had his back to the fuchsia. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post chickenslegs Posted May 26, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted May 26, 2021 An invisible man married an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either. I didn't think the chiropractor would improve my posture. But I stand corrected. I took my new girlfriend out on our first date to the ice rink, and entry was half price. She called me a cheap skate. I used to date a girl with one leg who worked at a brewery. She was in charge of the hops. My cross-eyed wife and I just got a divorce. I found out she was seeing someone on the side. 4 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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