Worst Joke Ever 2025

[WorriedNoodle]

[WorriedNoodle]

[dcsw53]

[dcsw53]

[tomazbodner]

[tomazbodner]

Microsoft..... !!!!

 

 

 

Man asked female robot, enabled with ChatGPT...

[roo860]

[chickenslegs]

[tomazbodner]

A man is picking up one product after another in the shop, before putting them back on the shelves, saying they are too expensive.

Finally he turns to the sales lady and asks what she would want as a birthday present if she was his wife..

 

New husband.

[ravip]

[ravip]

[ravip]

[ravip]

[ravip]

[ravip]

[VocalNeal]

16 minutes ago, ravip said:

Here's ya sign????

[Crossy]

A guy goes into a bar and orders a drink. He notices a pretty blonde about 3 seats down with large breasts. Think, a dead-heat in a Zeppelin race!

 

Every time she orders a beer the bartender would side the mug of beer to her. And every time it would splash on to her breasts, whereupon the bartender would run down and lick it all off!

 

After a while the guy has had a few by now and decides the next time this happens he would run over and lick the beer off.

 

Well, it wasn't long before it happens again and the guy jumps over the bar and starts licking the beer off her breasts.

 

Whop!! A swift clip round the ear results, what the flip are you doing?

 

The guy says you let the bartender do this. The blonde says well yeah, but he's got a liquor license.

 

Fetching my coat!

 

[Crossy]

[oxo1947]

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[roo860]

[roo860]

[roo860]

[roo860]

[WorriedNoodle]

[WorriedNoodle]

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