Worst Joke Ever 2025

[ThailandRyan]

One ball said to the other, how come your always getting scratched. The other ball said, its because the sack on my side is saggy and hairless. The other ball said to the firdt ball, it must be hard to be be in a saggy old sac for you always getting played with....

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No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

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Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root-canal?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

[dcsw53]

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[scottiejohn]

3 hours ago, dcsw53 said:

I thought I was gay until I saw the question and thought about a grey otter from Dominica?

What does that make me now in this woke world?

Please be sensitive in your responses as I blubber easily!

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[chickenslegs]

I quit my job as a postman when they gave me my first letter to deliver.

It wasn't for me.

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Two priests decided to open a fish & chip shop.

One was a fish friar and the other was a chip monk.

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Q. What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A. Fsh.

 

Q. What part of a fish weighs the most?

A. The scales.

 

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[scottiejohn]

15 hours ago, ravip said:

Is that where the phrase "Rock hard" comes from?

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