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Hey Bubba, got me a new job selling furniture.

That’s mighty nice Carl Ray. Where about?

Place called Sofa King. Yup, the couch was sofa king comfortable.

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My doctor said that jogging could add years to my life.

I didn't believe him at first, but I went yesterday and I feel ten years older already.

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I was driving past my 97 year old Gran's house today and saw 16 pints of milk on her doorstep.
I thought, "WOW! She must be thirsty today."

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A Psychic buying clothes


Employee: How about this one?

Psychic: That shirt is too small.

Employee: You didn't even try it on.

Psychic: I'm a medium.

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I said to the doctor, "I'm worried as whenever I go to visit my mother she gets my name wrong."
He looked up at me sympathetically and asked, "Is it Alzheimer's?"
I looked back at him in disgust and replied, "No, It's Ron".

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A post with a video containing profane language has been removed as well as a repeated posting of the same video using profane language:

 

8. You will not post vulgarities, obscenities or profanities.

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