Worst Joke Ever 2025

[MJCM]

For some odd reason, every June 1st I feel dismayed.

[carlyai]

2 minutes ago, MJCM said:

For some odd reason, every June 1st I feel dismayed.

You'll be right....July soon.

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[WorriedNoodle]

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[VBF]

6 hours ago, WorriedNoodle said:

Art for art's sake        "true' art is utterly independent of any and all social values and utilitarian function....." 

 

Or, in plain English....it's ****ing pointless ???????? 

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[scottiejohn]

9 hours ago, MJCM said:

For some odd reason, every June 1st I feel dismayed.

Did April fool you with that comment?

If so ask May for some support and June might become OK this month! 

I suggest you ask her when would be a good date for a date!!

[scottiejohn]

8 hours ago, ballpoint said:

I cannot get over that comment without locking up and feeling not totally excluded!

[scottiejohn]

8 hours ago, ballpoint said:

Is he heading for fun?

[scottiejohn]

8 hours ago, ballpoint said:

But what if he used the only male (or female) of the three and how, before microscopes were invented, did he know which wormed their way into whichever worm they were worming into, or being wormed by?

[scottiejohn]

8 hours ago, ballpoint said:

The job got the wind up him!

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1 minute ago, scottiejohn said:

The job got the wind up him!

What a divine comment.

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11 minutes ago, scottiejohn said:

Did April fool you with that comment?

If so ask May for some support and June might become OK this month! 

I suggest you ask her when would be a good date for a date!!

You keep August company indeed.

[scottiejohn]

28 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

You keep August company indeed.

Yes it seems it will be her best period at her age!

[scottiejohn]

30 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

What a divine comment.

I was dying to say I don't usually like to "blow" my own trumpet but some times it causes my spirits to sink when things to crash about and onto you!

[doctormann]

1 hour ago, scottiejohn said:

But what if he used the only male (or female) of the three and how, before microscopes were invented, did he know which wormed their way into whichever worm they were worming into, or being wormed by?

I think that earthworms - if that's what they are - are hermaphrodites so it probably wouldn't matter.