Worst Joke Ever 2025

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[Yellowtail]

[still kicking]

[WorriedNoodle]

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[Grusa]

13 hours ago, LikeItHot said:

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Google translate:-

 

I live a beautiful life here.  The working environment is not livable and the benefits are lacking.  But don't worry, only about one person gets seriously injured every day, and I'm careful.  We opened a small shop, and the business is doing well.  Although I don't know much English, I can understand a little bit what those white people said.  I hope you can succeed! I will work hard this time, if you are all right? I miss you very much and hope we can meet again.

[brianthainess]

''Why do you always look down on me, and push me around ?, and I've heard you talking behind my back'' 

"Your in a frigging wheelchair!"

[brianthainess]

Little Johnny's mate was flashing his new watch around at school. " wow how'd you get that'' '' walked in on my sister having sex with her bf she brought it to keep me from telling my mum''

Johnny goes home and hears noises upstairs, he walks in on his brother & Gf having sex, 

" What do YOU WANT !! ''

 ''I want a watch''   well sit down and shut the F up!''

[brianthainess]

'' Daddy what are those dogs doing?''

''making puppies son''

that night he walks in and finds mum& dad at it,

''What are you doing dad''

''we are making babies son''

''well turn her over I want a puppy'' 

[Zyxel]

Old school tune up and diagnostic check.

[Zyxel]

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[Lacessit]

Q: Why do we never see a pregnant Barbie?

 

A: Ken comes in another box.

[ravip]

A sign in a shoe repair store, "We will heel you,  We will save your sole, 
We will even dye for you!"

 

At an Eye Clinic: "If you don't see what you're looking for, You've come to the right place.”;

 

On a Plumber's truck : "We repair what your husband fixed”;

 

In a Restaurant window :  "Don't stand there and be hungry;  come on in and get fed up.”;

 

In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully.  We'll wait.”;

 

Sign on the back of  Septic Tank Truck :
"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"