Worst Joke Ever 2025

[VBF]

17 hours ago, scottiejohn said:

Was that a positive or negative reply as it seems to be an unequal and divisively fractional statement!

Merely the sum total of my calculations 🙄

[scottiejohn]

7 minutes ago, VBF said:

Merely the sum total of my calculations 🙄

I hope they added up to a positive experience and did not subtract from your normal sunny but calculating lifestyle!

[VBF]

21 minutes ago, scottiejohn said:

I hope they added up to a positive experience and did not subtract from your normal sunny but calculating lifestyle!

That's an interesting angle.  A sine of your thought processes perhaps.......or am I going off at a tangent?

[scottiejohn]

58 minutes ago, ravip said:

If it was true the picture would be full of BS!

 

[scottiejohn]

2 minutes ago, VBF said:

That's an interesting angle.  A sine of your thought processes perhaps.......or am I going off at a tangent?

I think I will just sign wave this away now as I do not Excel at this and see no point, decimal or otherwise in, trying to spread or score points off this table!

To sum up I believe I have had some Excellent responses from the usual above average responders.

[xtrnuno41]

12 hours ago, WorriedNoodle said:

I know, I know ! after a little time

Come on, Eileen
Oh, I swear (Well, he means)
At this moment
You mean everything
You in that dress
My thoughts, I confess
Verge on dirty
Oh, come on, Eileen

 

[ravip]

Season's advice...

 

Aways buy a bigger bottle than you think you will need. Better to be safe than sober.

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[Crossy]

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Many, many stars, most, if not all, now sadly gone

 

 

And, if you're a glutton for punishment, the later re-make

 

 

To complete the set, the 1964 original.

 

 

[scottiejohn]

51 minutes ago, Crossy said:

And Christmas eve as a day off!

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1 hour ago, Crossy said:

Many, many stars, most, if not all, now sadly gone

 

 

And, if you're a glutton for punishment, the later re-make

 

 

To complete the set, the 1964 original.

 

 

 

Worst 43 minutes of my life.

 

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[Zyxel]

What is the difference between Iron man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

[Zyxel]

Heard about Salman Rushdie's sequels to "Satanic Verses"? 1) Buddha, you Fat F...... Bastard, 2) Jesus was a Lousy Carpenter.

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[billd766]

4 hours ago, Crossy said:

Many, many stars, most, if not all, now sadly gone

 

 

And, if you're a glutton for punishment, the later re-make

 

 

To complete the set, the 1964 original.

 

 

Absolutely brilliant. It still makes me laugh after all these years and not a word spoken.