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oh dear... what have I started?!?! keep 'em coming... Judge: Look here Mickey Mouse, I cannot grant you a divorce from Minnie. Mickey (stunned): Why not? Judge: I have reviewed all

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A guy in a $300,000 McLaren is breezing through a school zone, ignoring all the posted signs, when a cop pulls him over.

Exasperated, he rolls his eyes at the cop and says, “look, I’m very busy with things you couldn’t possibly understand. What did I supposedly do anyway, Mack?”

The cop says “well among other things you didn’t stop at that stop sign back there.”

“oh cmon. Maybe I didn’t stop but I slowed down, what’s the difference? Can your little brain comprehend that?”

The cop pulls out his nightstick and starts smacking the side and hood of the car. He says to the driver, “now… do you want me to SLOW DOWN, or do you want me to STOP?”

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