Worst Joke Ever 2025

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At school one day, the teacher was trying to approach the topic of sex education and asked her students if they'd ever seen anything that was related to sex education on TV.
Mary raised her hand and said she had seen a movie about women having babies. “Great,” said the teacher, “that's very important. ”
Then Judy raised her hand and told the teacher she had seen a TV show about people getting married. “Well, that has to do with it too,” said the teacher.
Then Johnny raised his hand and said he had seen a western where some Indians came riding over the hill and John Wayne shot them all. The teacher said, “Well, Johnny, that really doesn't have anything to do with sex education.”
“Yes it does,” said Johnny, ” it taught those Indians not to f*** with John Wayne.”

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Three Russian men were sent by their company to attend a convention in Moscow. All three shared a hotel room. Two of them cracked open a bottle of vodka, but the third just wanted to sleep.
The two drinkers got louder and louder as the bottle emptied, telling each other political jokes. The third man, kept awake by the noise, grew angry.
He went outside for a smoke. On his way back to the room, he stopped at the front desk and said, “Please send a pot of tea up to room 23.”
The two drunks were still being loud. The third man entered the room, looked at them, then leaned toward the light socket and said, “Comrade Major, please send some tea to my room.”
The other two thought this was hilarious—until there was a knock on the door and a waiter appeared with a pot of tea.
They immediately fell silent, and the third man finally got some sleep.
When he woke up in the morning, he was alone. He went to the front desk and asked where his roommates were.
“The KGB came this morning and took them away,” the receptionist said.
The man was horrified. “Why did they spare me?!”
The receptionist replied, “The Comrade Major thought the tea joke was very funny.”

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*The Mysteries of Anatomy*

 

Where can a man buy a cap for his knee,
Or the key to a lock of his hair?
Can his eyes be called an academy?
Because there are pupils there?   
 
In the crown of your head can jewels be found?
Who crosses the bridge of your nose?
If you wanted to shingle the roof of your mouth,
Would you use the nails on your toes?
 
Can you sit in the shade of the palm of your hand,
Or beat on the drum of your ear?
Can the calf in your leg eat the corn off your toe?
Then why not grow corn on the ear?   
 
Can the crook in your elbow be sent to jail?
If so, just what did he do?
How can you sharpen your shoulder blades?
I'll be darned if I know. Do you?

 

You can head a company, but if things go wrong you'll have to shoulder the blame, or face your investors. 

A good leader will back his employees, but if you don't toe the line the management can skin you.
Did you muscle your way into that job? 

You might eye someone suspiciously, or wait for the police to finger a suspect. But avoid putting your nose in someone’s business.

But if you need to get out of town, you can thumb a ride or you can ride with me if you can stomach the thought.

Use strong arm tactic if you want to elbow out someone.

I don't always sing along with the radio, but I sometimes do mouth the words.

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Dr. Epstein was a renowned physician who earned his undergraduate, then graduate and medical degrees in his home town, and then left for Manhattan, where he quickly rose to the top of his field.

 

Soon he was invited to deliver a significant paper at a conference, coincidentally held in his home town. He walked on stage and placed his papers on the lectern, but they slid off onto the floor. As he bent over to retrieve them, at precisely the wrong instant, he farted stentoriously.

 

The microphone amplified his mistake resoundingly through the room and reverberating down the hall! He was appallingly embarrassed but somehow regained his composure just enough to deliver his paper. He ignored the applause and raced out the stage door, never to be seen in his home town again.

 

Decades later, when his elderly mother was ill, he returned to visit her.

 

He reserved a hotel room under the name of Brown and arrived under cover of darkness. The desk clerk asked him, "Is this your first visit to our city, Mr. Brown?"

 

Dr. Epstein replied, "Well, young man, no, it isn't. I grew up here and received my education here, but then I moved away."

 

"Why haven't you visited?" asked the desk clerk.

 

"Actually, I did visit once, many years ago, but a very embarrassing thing happened, and since then I've been too ashamed to return."

 

The clerk consoled him. "Sir, while I don't have your life experience, but one thing I have learned is that often what seems embarrassing to me isn't even remembered by others. I'll bet that's true of your incident, too."

 

Dr. Epstein replied, "Son, I doubt that's the case with my incident."

 

"Was it a long time ago?"

 

"Yes, many years."

 

The clerk asked, "Was it before or after the Epstein Fart?"

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