Worst Joke Ever 2025

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1 hour ago, ballpoint said:

What's the difference between Anusol and Deep Heat?
I'll tell you once I've finished crying.

True story. I had a dose of the runs ( in Germany ) We, army section, had stopped to buy roast chicken and chips at one point. You get sachets of wet towels for wiping your hands when finished eating. I finished having a 'squirt' and then realised there was no toilet paper. I found one of the wet wipes in my combat jacket pocket and proceeded not realising it was lemon impregnated, don't know if it was crying or just massive eye watering.

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1 hour ago, ballpoint said:

A mate of mine had a nasty accident when he came off his bike and skidded along on his backside for about fifty metres.
I was wondering if it is possible to donate the skin from your buttocks to be grafted onto someone else?
Just ar5e skin for a friend...

 

 

 

Its cruel to make him the butt of your jokes. 

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