Worst Joke Ever 2025

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[Zyxel]

A young ventriloquist is touring Norway and puts on a show in a small fishing town. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes. Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting,

"I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype Norwegian blonde women that way?

What does the color of a woman's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? Its men like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as people. Its people like you that make others think that all blondes are dumb! You and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general, pathetically all in the name of humor!"

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde interrupts him yelling,

"You stay out of this! I'm talking to that little <deleted> on your lap"

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6 hours ago, Thailand said:

In some ways it is sad that he has become the butt of so many jokes, but he seems to have set himself up for them.

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When I was in Singapore recently, I asked a Chinese girl at a travel agency if she would escort me on a city tour. I asked for her mobile number, so I could call her to make arrangements.

She got very excited and said, "Sex sex sex, wan free sex for tonigh".

I thought wow, this must be how Chinese women express their hospitality!

Then my friend explained. What she really said was 666136429

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