Worst Joke Ever 2025

[roo860]

[ravip]

 

[billd766]

1 hour ago, roo860 said:

And if he had not tried to break in through the dog flap?

 

He was lucky not to have been eaten alive.

 

Som Nam Nah

[roo860]

[WorriedNoodle]

[WorriedNoodle]

[WorriedNoodle]

[Zyxel]

“Can I get a glass of water while I wait?”

[Zyxel]

 

[Zyxel]

[ballpoint]

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[dcsw53]

[dcsw53]

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[dcsw53]

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[isaanistical]

7 minutes ago, dcsw53 said:

a warm front..........

[ravip]

A man who knew everything about liquor and little else, was asked by his old Headmaster to be the Chief Guest at his School’s Annual Day. 

 

At the function, he was asked to give an inspiring message to the students. He spoke :

 

 “Friends.... in life you will face a number of problems.

 

You should face them like 'Napoleon', walk like 'Johnny Walker' and sing like a 'Bagpiper'. Only then, then the world will give you a 'Royal Salute'. Otherwise it will call you an 'Old Monk' and stick a 'Black Label' on you “. 

 

He sat down to a thundering ovation!

 

Spirited Speaker for Sure !!!

[VBF]

7 hours ago, ballpoint said:

You have to admire his taste ????

[VBF]

On 5/21/2023 at 10:24 AM, roo860 said:

Guess he doesn't like it doggy style ????

[Freed1948]

On 11/22/2022 at 10:29 AM, carlyai said:

'The Qatari male headdress is called a "ghutra", it is a little-sheet.'

Took me    l o n g e r. ????

Haven't got it yet!!!!!!!

[fasteddie]

[Yellowtail]

1 hour ago, ravip said:

A man who knew everything about liquor and little else, was asked by his old Headmaster to be the Chief Guest at his School’s Annual Day. 

 

At the function, he was asked to give an inspiring message to the students. He spoke :

 

 “Friends.... in life you will face a number of problems.

 

You should face them like 'Napoleon', walk like 'Johnny Walker' and sing like a 'Bagpiper'. Only then, then the world will give you a 'Royal Salute'. Otherwise it will call you an 'Old Monk' and stick a 'Black Label' on you “. 

 

He sat down to a thundering ovation!

 

Spirited Speaker for Sure !!!

One Kool morning, Miss Pall Mall was walking down Chesterfield Lane in Winston-Salem.

 

She met Phillip Morris who took her to the Raleigh Hotel in Newport. 

 

They got into an Old Gold bed, and right away he stuck his King-Sized L & M into her flip-top box, and if she doesn't look like a Camel in nine months, it'll be a damn Luckey Strike! 

 

(sorry, all US brands)