Worst Joke Ever 2025

ravip · May 12, 2024

ravip · May 12, 2024

ravip · May 12, 2024

ravip · May 12, 2024

ravip · May 12, 2024

Yellowtail · May 12, 2024

VBF · May 12, 2024

8 hours ago, roo860 said:

Have you done?

Good..... Auf Wiedersehen, Pet 🙄🤣

ravip · May 12, 2024

A guy looked at my Corvette the other day and said,

"I wonder how many people could have been fed for the money that sports car cost?

I replied I'm not sure;

it fed a lot of families in Bowling Green, Kentucky, who built it, it fed the people who make the tires, it fed the people who made the components that went into it,

it fed the people in the copper mine who mined the copper for the wires, it fed people in at Caterpillar who make the trucks that haul the copper ore.

It fed the trucking people who hauled it from the plant to the dealer and fed the people working at the dealership and their families.

BUT,... I have to admit, I guess I really don’t know how many people it fed.

Crossy · May 12, 2024

The owner of a large company was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.

He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from University and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"

The secretary thought a moment, then replied, "Everything but my earrings."