Worst Joke Ever 2025

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[Seth1a2a]

On 5/31/2024 at 12:30 AM, ravip said:

The weird, weird world of forgotten car accessories

Here's another one  .....

 

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[billd766]

2 hours ago, Seth1a2a said:

Here's another one  .....

 

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I can remember those from Bahrain in 1963/64. Most of the taxis had them.

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Most people in the middle east don't like the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabi do.

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A man goes and sees the doctor as he is suffering from chest pains.
The doctor prescribes some tablets, and says you take one on Monday, skip Tuesday, take one on Wednesday, skip Thursday, take one on Friday and skip the weekend and repeat.

A couple of weeks later the doctor sees the man's wife in the street, "How is your husband getting on?"
"He's dead, he had a massive heart attack", she replies.
"Those tablets I prescribed should have prevented that."
"The pills were fine, doctor. It was all that skipping that killed him!"

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A Welshman spots Eskimo's car broken down on the side of the road. The Welshman stops to help and pops the hood, looks at the engine and says "You've blown a seal."

Eskimo replies back "So what, you bugger sheep."