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Worst Joke Ever 2025

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June 5, 2009 in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!

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More truth than joke?

"When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth"

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A polar bear walks into a bar and says: "Give me a whisky and ... ... ...

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The polar bear replies: "Don't know, I was born with them".

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Interviewer: By how much?

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Interviewer: Only 1-0?

Pelé: Yes, most of us are over 75 now.

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Two great actors who meshed well together.

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^ A new one for my shopping mall register?

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